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A “plank of wood”.

Posted by watchingcyfswatchnewzealand on April 3, 2007

As posted on CYFSWATCH NZ

Labour and the Greens tell lies again.

A “plank of wood”.
Monday, 02.04.2007, 04:31pm (GMT12)

Labour and the Greens mentioned a man who was found not guilty of “smacking” his child with a “plank of wood” in Parliament. turns out the “plank of wood” was on a 30cm ruler… the mind boggles……

According to Labour and the Greens, this is a “plank of wood”

It follows then that this must be a tree….

and this must therefore be an entire forest…

Dear United Nations,

I am pleased to announce that my Government is well on the way to combating global warming. We have this week alone, planted five forests. It is expected that by the end of this year, we will have planted over 2000 forests in New Zealand. For that reason, you lot can stop pointing the finger at my Government as not doing enough to combat climate change.

Yours in peace

The Hon Helen Clark, Dictator of New Zealand


2 Responses to “A “plank of wood”.”

  1. Jay said

    Gives a whole new perspective to: Thick as two planks!
    Good one.

  2. petrina said

    i laughed myself silly, this is about as pathetic as it gets.

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