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The Liberals 10 Commandments.

Posted by watchingcyfswatchnewzealand on March 4, 2007

As posted on CYFSWATCH NZ

Sunday, March 4, 2007 am31 7:07 AM in CYFSWATCH Commentary

The Liberal 10 Commandments

Classic…compiled from listeners suggestions at TalkRadio KSFO, San Francisco:

And Gaia spoke all these words, saying: “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the house of social, economic and environmental injustice.”
You shall have none other than Al Gore before me.

You shall not bear witness against the consensus of anthropogenic global warming.

You shall make all efforts to reduce thy carbon footprint.

You shall not take away a woman’s right to choose abortion over birth. If birth is chosen, more than one offspring is allowed only if the one giving birth is on public assistance or partnered with one of the same sex.

You shall avoid giving any praise to the United States of America. You are one people, living on one planet.

Remember the minimum wage. It must be a living wage and must be increased annually. Likewise Federal and State Taxes, they must be imposed especially upon the highest wage earners amongst you so that a redistribution of wealth can be established.

Capitalism is to be shunned, as is an unregulated free-market.

Honor your father and father, your mother and mother, animal companion, indigenous peoples, minorities, women and thyself, (unless you are a male descendant of white Europeans in which case you shall overcompensate for thy guilt by insisting upon quotas, preferences and politically correct speech continually proceeding from thy mouth).

Thou shall not allow capital punishment but instead stand for the rights of the convicted.

You shall insist that all children and teens use a condom or other such device during recreational sexual activity.

You shall never use a firearm, even in the name of self defense .

Addendums:

a. You shall live by the personal creed: do as I say, not necessarily as I do.

b. You shall not allow prayer in public, unless thou art a member of the religion of peace.

c. Freedom of speech shall be allowed to those whose words are deemed un-offensive.

d. Vegans shall be moved to the front of the checkout line at Whole Foods. Meat-eaters shall be tolerated only if the flesh they consume is organic, range-free and not barbequed on days or nights when air pollution is determined to be high.

e. Honor thy endangered species. Privately owned property may be claimed by Open Space organizations if such a species is suspected as threatened.

Posted by iwishart on March 04, 2007 | Permalink

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